Unfortunately we are old and betoddlered

For some reason I can't fathom I visit Defective Yeti in fits and starts. Months can go by without a visit to his site and then something prompts me and I joyfully rediscover his writing. I wrote about his text misadventure game last month. The title to this posting made me LOLIR and has been gleefully shamelessly and unabashedly stolen from his latest. Wise, witty, sometimes heartbreaking, go read.