Saturday, April 01, 2006

The Birth of Pre-emptive War



Monument to Pro-War: The Birth of Pre-emptive War
Show Dates - April 7 through April 23
Opening night reception with the artist: Friday, April 7th 6-9pm
Fundie Condi Fine Art and Shoes Trading as "U.S. Department of State" is located at: , 2201 C Street NW Washington, DC 20520 phone: 202-647-4000

Gallery hours are 1:00- 6:00 pm Thursday - Sunday or by appointment.

DEDICATION HONORS RICHARD F.Y. CHENEY GIVING BIRTH

Neo-con’s Pregnancy Idealized In Washington ‘Monument to Pro-War’

Washington (March 22, 2006) --- A nude Richard "Face Shooting Drunk" Cheney on a bearskin rug (kindly donated by Scooter Libby) while giving birth to his firstborn marks a ‘first’ for Pro-Death. Pol-star Cheyney is the “ideal” model for Pro-Torture and the subject of a dedication at Kindasleazy Fine Art in Washington’s Foggy Bottom district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Torture monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Cheney’s baby boy, "Resubjugating Brown people," and applauds his decision to place greed before country. “A superstar at Richard’s age having a child is rare in today’s Republican pro-death celebrity culture. This dedication honors Cheney for the rarity of his choice and bravery of his decision,” said gallery co-director, Pat Robertson. The dedication includes materials provided by Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network attitude adjustment department.

“Monument to Pro-Theft: The Birth of War to resubjugate Brown people,” believed Pro-Murder’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Cheney in delivery. Natural aspects of Cheney's pregnancy, like great big sagging tits and protruding navel, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips well spattered with Santorum for farrowing and reveals the crowning of baby George’s head.

The monument also acknowledges the duck-shooting-diva’s pin-up past by showing Cheney seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as he ignore's Scooter's squeals of anticipation and wrenches off the bear’s ears with ‘water-retentive’ hands.

“Cheney provides inspiration for those struggling with the ‘who should I shoot in the face today’,” said artist Jack Straw, recipient of a 2005 World Bank award from Mobile Talabama’s The Art of Shoe Shopping Newspaper. “He was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a perverted old scumbag,” said Straw.

Kindasleazy denies the statue was developed from one of Rummy's bootleg Abu Ghraib anal rape videos. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pig pole-dancing Cheney at Texasgoopers.com and ‘Cheney wigs’ characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-pol looted from a New Orleans hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, Donald Rumsfeld, the artist studied a bearskin rug on a trip to Canada “to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture.”

An appropriate location for permanent installation of “Monument to Pro-Looting” by Mother’s Day is being sought by the gallery.

“Monument to Pro-Rape” is on view April 7th thru 23rd with a reception for the dedication April 7th from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm at Fundie Condi Fine Art, Trading As: U.S. Department of State, 2201 C Street NW Washington, DC 20520. Gallery hours are 1:00 – 6:00 pm Thursday thru Sunday, or by appointment. The gallery can be reached at http://www.state.gov/index.htm or by phone at 202-647-4000 .

(cross posted to markfromireland)

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