Saturday, December 16, 2006

December 16th 2006 Main Stories From Aswat Al Iraq Translated from Arabic

Aftermath of US raid on Sadr citySadr city residents seen through a hole in a wall of a house that was damaged during an Iraqi and U.S. Army joint forces raid and air strike Saturday, Dec.16, 2006.

Saturday's Main Security Stories:

  • Fallujah: Clashes erupted on Saturday between the U.S. forces and unknown gunmen after an explosive device blast damaged a Hummer within a U.S. vehicle patrol in southern Fallujah, 45 km west of Baghdad, an eyewitness said.
  • Baaquba: The Iraqi police, backed by the U.S. forces, arrested in a search campaign eight suspects, including two Egyptians, in western and northern Baaquba, 60 km northeast of Baghdad, a police source said on Saturday.
  • Baghdad: An green zone government army special force, backed by U.S. troops, arrested three men suspected of attacking Iraqi security forces in a raid on a mosque in Baghdad.
  • Hilla: Two people, including a soldier, were killed when two explosive charges went off near an Iraqi army checkpoint on a highway northeast of Hilla, 110 km south of Baghdad, the Iraqi police said.

What's Getting The Most Attention Saturday Night:

Kurdistan School Examinations: Aswat al Iraq:

Sheikh Hussein Sheikh Mustafa, Director-General of Education Sulaymaniyah announced a new examination grading system for schoolchildren. The system is is similar to that found in Iraqi universities. URI

Kurdistan Alliance Leader calls for Dissolution of Militias : Aswat al Iraq:

Fouad Massoum called for militias to to be dissolved and an end to double standards in politics [he also wants a pony - mfi] URI:

Mosul Arrests: Aswat al Iraq:

Coalition forces say they have arrested three members of an armed cell (including the leader) responsible for attacks against green zone government forces in the city. The statement says the leader is responsible for the deaths of several Iraqi soldiers loyal to the green zone government. URI :

Basra Curfew (Aftermath of Assassination of Tribal Leader): Aswat al Iraq:

Ali wrote about the assassination of Sheikh Mohsen Alkanaan yesterday. Today's events are part of the aftermath of the sheikh's murder. Following his murder a large number of tribesmen went round the city shooting into the air and vowing vengeance. Aswat al Iraq have almost identical reports in English and Arabic on the curfew imposed today as a precautionary measure. The text immediately below is from their English language service. (Note how the spokesman is very careful not to identify the tribe by name.) The interesting thing about this story is that there's an update. Identical in all respects to what you read below in which the police hastily deny that there's a curfew at all.- mfi:
Curfew imposed in Basra By Malik Saadon Basra, Dec 16, (VOI) -An indefinite curfew was imposed in the southern Iraqi city of Basra as announced by police vehicles roaming the city, according to eyewitnesses. "Armoured vehicles of the Iraqi army cordoned the Basra governor headquarters," an eyewitness from Basra's main city of al-Ashar told the independent news agency Voices of Iraq (VOI). Meanwhile, a member of the Basra province council who asked not to be named told VOI that these were "precautionary measures in case some clan embark on security-destabilising actions." The source did not name the clan.

On Friday, unidentified gunmen killed a tribal chief of the Bani Tamim clan and two escorts in an armed attack in downtown al-Cornish street. Following the attack, scores of vehicles boarded by gunmen from Bani Tamim clan wandered about the city shooting in the air and threatening the killers of their chief.

Update: The police in Basra have denied that a curfew exists. Bani Tamim is one of the largest and oldest clans in Basra. It dates back to the period preceding the Islamic conquest of Iraq. URI (Arabic): URI (English): URI (Arabic) to update in which police deny curfew exists.

Kirkuk Two Bodies Found: Aswat al Iraq:

Police have found two bodies in the Shwan area of northern Kirkuk. The victims were blindfolded, handcuffed, had been tortured, and shot repeatedly. URI :

Fallujah: American Headquarters Shelled (Mortars): Aswat al Iraq:

Headline says it all. It's so regular an occurrence it's surprising they even report it - mfi. URI

Fallujah: American Patrol Attacked: Aswat al Iraq:

At least two civilians were killed in crossfire between an American patrol and resistance fighters in the centre of Fallujah. The gunfight lasted about twenty minutes. The attackers used ordinary light weapons and RPGs. The report says there were American casualties as well. URI :

Hilla: Babil: Child Killed: Aswat al Iraq:

4 year old girl killed by mortar fire. The attack was on Hattin about 50km north of Hilla. URI:

Mosul: Aswat al Iraq:

Four civilians were wounded when two bombs targeting an American patrol in Mosul. Two people were killed and and a third wounded in separate attacks in the city. URI:

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

An Unbearable Photo and An Attack On Al Sadr's Office

4 year old Iraqi girl injured in bombing

I found this photo after I had done the main posting. There are three things I find very upsetting about it:

  1. It is always terrible to see an injured or dead child.
  2. The attack was on an ambulance.
  3. Like so many things in Iraq you only find it from the photograph service. It is too small an "incident" for me to have found any other reports of it.

I also found this after I had done the main posting:

McClatchy Washington Bureau | 12/12/2006 | Mahdi army headquarters briefly stormed by gunmen:

Mahdi army headquarters briefly stormed by gunmen
By Hannah Allam and Laith Hammoudi
McClatchy Newspapers
Audio | Raid on Sadr headquarters

McClatchy reporter Hannah Allam was in an interview at the headquarters of Muqtada al Sadr's office in Kadhemiya, down the street from the landmark golden-domed shrine of Imam Moussa Kadhim, when about 50 unidentified gunmen stormed in.

The incident, which occured at about 1 p.m. local time, was captured on a digital recorder. Here's what takes place on this audio file.

"Gunmen yell "Assalamu alaikum!" - Peace be upon you! - as they enter.

Sounds of guns being cocked can be heard as militiamen standing near the McClatchy team prepare their weapons.

Gunmen: "Nobody talk! Don't talk! Nobody goes out! Get inside!"

Sound of ruckus, unintelligible shouts. Someone from the crowd yells "Pray to Muhammad and his family!"

The Sadr militiamen respond with a prayer used solely by the Sadrists (the beginning is a standard Shiite prayer, but end reflects the militancy of the Sadrists): "May Allah bless Muhammad and his family, and bring salvation soon, and damn their enemies!"

Woman cries to the McClatchy team, "Please, take me with you!"

Another Sadr militaman calls for prayer and the crowd responds.

Women's voices, frantic: "What? Who? What is this?"

A Mahdi Army officer with gun in the air, says to Laith Hammoudi, referring to the women: "Get them out! Quickly!"

Woman sobbing, "How can I get out? How can I get out?"

Man's voice: "Walk behind me, follow me..."

More weapons cocking. Sound of running, voices, "Come on. Come on."

Then the sounds of the street, and horns honking signal that the McClatchy team has made it out of the Sadr offices to safety on the street. "OK, OK, OK."

Recording and translation by Laith Hammoudi, a special correspondent for McClatchy Newspapers

Their roundup can be found here. But the daily posting on Today in Iraq always has a much more comprehensive list and is the one we recommend.

Erdla

Evening News Iraq December 12 2006

News Headlines from Independent Iraqi News Agency Aswat al Iraq English Language Service:

Baghdad-Bombing: al-Tayaran Square:
Baghdad, Dec 12, (VOI) – A suicide bomber blew himself up amidst a group of day laborers in central Baghdad killing 47 [Reuters are saying it is now 70 Dead and 236 wounded Erdla] and wounding 148 others, an Iraqi interior ministry source said on Tuesday.
Young man crying over brother's body"The suicide bomber parked his vehicle at al-Tayaran Square, where laborers used to gather each morning waiting for jobs, and pretended to hire laborers," the source said, adding the assailant set off his explosives-rigged car as the laborers got into his vehicle, killing 47 and injuring 148."
TV images carried live by the official al-Iraqiya channel showed the destruction left by the explosion. The state-run channel quoted Maj. General Jihad al-Jabri, the director of the interior ministry's explosives department, as saying the powerful explosion and the magnitude of destruction left indicate that the explosives were no less than 120 kg."
Baghdad and other Iraqi cities had recently witnessed similar armed operations that targeted day laborers' hangouts as suicide bombers tried to cause as many civilian casualties as they could.
The bombing comes amidst a series of armed attacks in the capital Baghdad, which witnessed a serious unbridled security deterioration, an immense challenge to the government's efforts to curb killings, assassinations, kidnappings and forced displacement.
Baghdad-Bombing: al-Tayaran Square: Update 1: Death Toll Now 60:
Baghdad, Dec 12, (VOI) – The death toll of a suicide car bomb attack that targeted day laborers on Tuesday morning reached 60 as the head of the Iraqi government vowed revenge against perpetrators.
A source from the Iraqi interior ministry said fatalities of a suicide attack that took place at al-Tayaran Square on Tuesday rose to 60 while the wounded climbed to 221.
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki on Tuesday said “the organizations behind the deadly bombing want more blood of Iraqis and seek pushing the country towards the pit of a civil war.
"The bombing reveals that the armed groups behind it seek a murderous chaos, ignite sectarian sentiments and hurl the nation into a hellish sedition that would leave no one safe," Maliki said in a statement received by the independent news agency Voices of Iraq (VOI).
Those who stand behind this operation are the "takfirists and their pro-Saddam allies," said Maliki, pledging to track down "criminals who committed it and bring them before justice to receive the punishment they deserve."
The premier's statement added that the attack was committed by two car bombs while the interior ministry stated that it was caused by only one car bomb driven by a suicide bomber.
The ministry had announced earlier that the explosion targeted a gathering of day laborers at the area of Tayaran Square in central Baghdad.
Baghdad and other Iraqi cities had witnessed recent similar armed operations that targeted day laborers' hangouts as suicide bombers tried to cause as many civilian casualties as they could.
The bombing comes amidst a series of armed attacks in the capital Baghdad, which witnessed a serious unbridled security deterioration, an immense challenge to the government's efforts to curb killings, assassinations, kidnappings and forced displacement.
Baghdad-Water :
Hurriya mosques warn of poisoned public water supply By Dergham Mohammed Ali

Baghdad, Dec 12, (VOI) – Mosques in the town of al-Hurriya warned citizens on Tuesday via loudspeakers against using drinking water because it is poisoned.
The mosques in Hurriya, a town west of the capital Baghdad, repeated the warnings at dawn on Tuesday and advised citizens not to drink water.
Dr. Sabir al-Issawi, the mayor of Baghdad, however, denied alleged poisoning of water, noting statements carried by the official al-Iraqiya TV channel that "drinking water plants are secured and these reports about poisoning are sheer malicious rumors."
Issawi said "there are no cases of poisoning in Baghdad caused by drinking water."
AP photographer killed in Mosul :
Journalist-Killing AP photographer killed in Mosul By Ibrahim Zannun:

Mosul, Dec 12, (VOI) –The Iraqi police said on Tuesday an Associated Press photographer was shot dead outside his house in the northern Iraq’s city of Mosul.
“Gunmen shot and killed on Tuesday morning Aswan Ahmed al-Jaf, AP photographer, outside his house in al-Tameem district, east of Mosul,” a police source told the independent news agency Voices of Iraq (VOI).
Jaf’s death raises the number of the journalists who have been killed in Mosul up to 29 since the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq in 2003 according to Journalistic Freedoms Observatory count.
The Journalistic Freedoms Observatory is a non-governmental organization formed of Iraqi journalists to monitor the violations and aggressions against media workers in Iraq.
Senior Iraqi army officer killed in Basra:
Basra-Assassination Senior Iraqi army officer killed in Basra By Muhannad al-Saadi
Basra, Dec 12, (VOI) – A staff officer in charge of training in the Iraqi army was killed by gunmen fire in northern Basra on Tuesday morning, according to an official source at the Iraqi armed forces. Full Story:
Top council forms commission to weigh Baker-Hamilton report :
Top council forms commission to weigh Baker-Hamilton report
Baghdad, Dec 12, (VOI) – Iraq's Political Council for National Security will set up a six-man commission to study the Baker-Hamilton report pertaining to the situation in war-torn Iraq.
A statement by the presidency office affirmed on Tuesday that the council met on Monday under President Jalal Talabani to discuss the report and decided to "form a sextet to mull over the report and forward a reading about it to the council." Full story:
Iraq seeks stopping sale of stolen Iraqi antiquities in Germany:
Baghdad, Dec 12, (VOI) – Iraq's tourism and antiquities ministry urged organizations concerned on Tuesday to intervene to stop the selling of what it called “stolen Iraqi antiquities in an auction in Munich, Germany.”
The ministry was tipped that the auction included two important pieces of antiquities stolen earlier from Iraq, the ministry advisor Bahaa al-Mayyah said in a statement received by the independent news agency Voices of Iraq (VOI).
The pieces are a 22.7-cm-high headless limestone statue of a Sumerian man wearing a woolen shirt and dates back 2500 years BC, and an 11.7-cm-high intact Cuneiform clay slab with Sumerian inscriptions that dates back to the era of the Ur Dynasty King Shulagi (2097 BC-2095 BC). Full story:
Gunmen set ten houses on fire in southern Baghdad village :
Gunmen set ten houses on fire in southern Baghdad village: By Monther Mohammed Zahi
Baghdad, Dec 12, (VOI) - Unidentified gunmen set ten houses ablaze in a village near the southern Baghdad’s outskirt of al-Madain, a source in the Iraqi police said on Tuesday.
"Unknown armed men set ten houses ablaze in al-Ibousah village near al-Madain outskirt, after two days of evacuating their residents," the source told the independent news agency Voices of Iraq (VOI).
The source said “the incident occurred at dawn on Tuesday and the gunmen fled the scene before the arrival of the security forces there.”
This is the second incident of its kind in the area in as many days.
Mashhadani-Resistance:
Mashhadani urges “resistance” to show face, adopt dialogue Baghdad, Dec 12, (VOI) – Iraqi Parliament Speaker Mahmoud al-Mashhadani on Tuesday called upon all sides of the “Iraqi resistance” to come forward and sit at the dialogue table to end the “historic impasse” Iraq is facing.
Mashhadani also denounced a suicide bombing that targeted a workers’ gathering in central Baghdad which left more than 60 people dead and more than 200 wounded.
“These actions do not liberate a country, save a sect or retrieve a right… they are a waste of blood and money,” he told Tuesday’s parliamentary session which he said would be consultative rather than regular for lack of quorum.
He described the deteriorating security situation in Iraq as “a true historic impasse”, and urged those behind the current scene in Iraq to halt and reveal their true face.
“The message you want us to hear is already heard. If you consider yourselves the alternative then show up, express yourselves and come forward,” Mashhadani said.
“If you were part of the Iraqis, then give us a chance to contact you. This whole issue could be solved very simply… if you want us to respect you as an honest resistance, declare your platform and come for a solution,” he added Full article: "Mashhadani-Resistance"
Alertnet Stories And Headlines:
Reuters AlertNet - Four S.African Mercenaries kidnapped in Iraq:
JOHANNESBURG, Dec 12 (Reuters) - Four South African security workers have been kidnapped north of Baghdad and their whereabouts remain unknown, South Africa's Foreign Ministry said on Tuesday.

Ministry spokesman Ronnie Mamoepa said the four, who have not been publicly identified, were kidnapped on Sunday when their convoy was stopped at a road block. Five Iraqis were also abducted, he said.

The men were employed by OSSI-Safenet security service, a sub-contractor for the U.S. Department of Defence, Mamoepa said.

About 2,000 South Africans, many trained as soldiers in the apartheid-era military force, are believed to be working in the security sector in Iraq. Several have been killed there.
Reuters AlertNet - CHRONOLOGY-The deadliest bomb attacks in Iraq:
Here is a list of some of the deadliest bomb attacks in Iraq since the overthrow of Saddam Hussein in 2003:

  1. Aug. 19, 2003 - A truck bomb wrecks U.N. headquarters in Baghdad, killing 22 people, including U.N. envoy Sergio Vieira de Mello.
  2. Aug. 29, 2003 - A car bomb kills at least 83 people, including top Shi'ite Muslim leader Ayatollah Mohammed Baqer al-Hakim, at the Imam Ali mosque in Najaf.
  3. Feb. 1, 2004 - 117 people are killed when two suicide bombers blew themselves up in Arbil at the offices of the two main Kurdish factions in northern Iraq.
  4. Feb. 10, 2004 - Suicide car bomb rips through a police station in Iskandariya, south of Baghdad, killing 53.
  5. Feb. 11, 2004 - Suicide car bomb explodes at an Iraqi army recruitment centre in Baghdad, killing 47.
  6. March 2, 2004 - 171 people are killed in twin attacks in Baghdad and Kerbala.
  7. Dec. 19, 2004 - A suicide car bomb blast in Najaf, 300 metres from the Imam Ali shrine, kills 52 and wounds 140.
  8. Feb. 28, 2005 - A suicide car bomb attack in Hilla, south of Baghdad, kills 125 people and wounds 130. It was postwar Iraq's worst single blast.
  9. July 16, 2005 - A suicide bomber in a fuel truck near a Shi'ite mosque in the town of Mussayib, near Kerbala, kills 98.
  10. Sept. 14, 2005 - A suicide bomber kills 114 people and wounds 156 in a Shi'ite district of Baghdad.
  11. Sept. 29, 2005 - 98 people are killed in three coordinated car bomb attacks in the mixed Shi'ite and Sunni town of Balad.
  12. Nov. 18, 2005 - At least 74 people are killed and 150 wounded when suicide bombers blew themselves up inside two Shi'ite mosques in Khanaqin.
  13. Jan. 5, 2006 - Two suicide bombers kill over 120 people and wound more than 200 in the cities of Kerbala and Ramadi. Fifty-three were killed and 148 wounded in Kerbala and 70 killed and 65 wounded in Ramadi.
  14. July 1, 2006 - A car bomb attack at a crowded market in Sadr city, a Shi'ite district of eastern Baghdad, kills 62 and wounds 114. The Supporters of the Sunni People, a previously unknown Iraqi Sunni Muslim group claim responsibility.
  15. July 18, 2006 - Fifty-nine people are killed by a suicide bomb in Kufa, near Najaf in an attack claimed by al Qaeda.
  16. Aug. 10, 2006 - Thirty-five people are killed and 90 injured by bomb blasts near the Imam Ali shrine in southern city of Najaf. The Jamaat Jund al-Sahaba (Soldiers of the Prophet's Companions) group claim responsibility.
  17. Nov. 23, 2006 - Six car bombs in different parts of the Sadr City neighbourhood of Baghdad kill 202 people. A further 250 people are wounded.
  18. Dec. 12, 2006 - A suicide bomber kills 60 people and wounds at least 221 in Tayran Square, in central Baghdad after luring a crowd of labourers to his vehicle with promises of work.

Bush said likely to unveil Iraq plan in early '07
12 Dec 2006 16:29:13 GMT
Source: Reuters
(Adds more details) WASHINGTON, Dec 12 (Reuters) - President George W. Bush is likely to delay the unveiling of a new strategy for Iraq until early 2007, instead of late this year as originally ... Full article
Bush said likely to unveil Iraq plan in early '07
12 Dec 2006 16:13:24 GMT
Source: Reuters
WASHINGTON, Dec 12 (Reuters) - President George W. Bush is likely to delay the unveiling of a new strategy for Iraq until early in January, instead of late this year as originally planned, a White ... Full article
"Reveal yourself," Iraq's Speaker urges insurgents
12 Dec 2006 16:06:58 GMT
Source: Reuters
BAGHDAD, Dec 12 (Reuters) - Iraq's Sunni Muslim parliament speaker on Tuesday urged insurgents to come out into the open to help break a deadly cycle of tit-for-tat sectarian violence that has killed ... Full article
INTERVIEW-UK Iraq troop withdrawal "long time" away-minister
12 Dec 2006 15:19:06 GMT
Source: Reuters
By Mohammed Abbas MANAMA, Dec 12 (Reuters) - British troops could be in Iraq a "long time down the road", Britain's armed forces minister said. Adam Ingram declined to be drawn on a ... Full article
Divided Iraqi leaders in talks to find consensus
12 Dec 2006 15:17:12 GMT
Source: Reuters
By Mariam Karouny BAGHDAD, Dec 12 (Reuters) - Iraqi political leaders are in talks in an effort to find common ground among rival groups so as to halt worsening sectarian violence and strengthen Shi ... Full article
Bomb explodes at Iraq's Samarra mosque
12 Dec 2006 15:00:54 GMT
Source: Reuters
SAMARRA, Iraq, Dec 12 (Reuters) - A bomb exploded on Tuesday near the entrance of Samarra's Golden Mosque, site of a February bombing that unleashed a wave of sectarian violence in Iraq, causing ... Full article
CHRONOLOGY-The deadliest bomb attacks in Iraq
12 Dec 2006 13:58:06 GMT
Source: Reuters
(Updates with new details) Dec 12 (Reuters) - A suicide bomber killed 60 people in central Baghdad on Tuesday, the Interior Ministry said. Here is a list of some of the deadliest bomb attacks in ... Full article
Bomber kills 60 in Baghdad, Bush to review policy
12 Dec 2006 13:33:23 GMT
Source: Reuters
(Updates with US general) By Ross Colvin BAGHDAD, Dec 12 (Reuters) - A suicide bomber targeting poor labourers killed 60 people in Baghdad on Tuesday as President George W. Bush prepared to review ... Full article
IRAQ: Shortage of anti-retroviral drugs in Kurdistan
12 Dec 2006 13:28:58 GMT
Source: IRIN
Health officials in Iraq's northern Kurdistan region have said they lack anti-retroviral drugs and the necessary equipment for testing for the HI virus and that they have been instructed by health authorities in Baghdad to deport foreigners who have been found HIV-positive. Full article
IRAQ-JORDAN: Iranian-Kurd border refugees reject new proposals
12 Dec 2006 13:17:53 GMT
Source: IRIN
Iranian Kurds stuck on the Iraq-Jordan border for nearly two years say they will not leave their make-shift camp until they are resettled to a third country. Full article

Other Reports

Mothers lose bid to force Iraq war inquiry - Law - Times Online:
The mothers of two British soldiers killed in Iraq had challenged the Government’s refusal to hold an independent inquiry.

But this morning the court dismissed their claim that the Government was under an implied obligation to hold an independent inquiry under Article 2 of the European Convention on Human Rights, which protects the "right to life".

Three appeal judges said: "We have every sympathy for the applicants. The deaths of their sons must be unbearable. However, the deaths will be investigated in detail.

"The only question which will not be investigated is the invasion question, namely whether the Government took reasonable steps to be satisfied that the invasion of Iraq was lawful under the principles of international law."

The case was brought by Beverley Clarke, mother of Trooper David Jeffrey Clarke, and Rose Gentle, mother of Fusilier Gordon Gentle. Full Article:
The New Anatolian - Gonul asks Baghdad not to impose 'unrealistic' future on Kirkuk:
The status of Kirkuk sparked a heated debate between Turkey and Iraq after Turkish Defense Minister Vecdi Gonul's request on Sunday not to impose an "unrealistic" future on the oil-rich city drew strong criticism from Baghdad.

Gonul said that Kirkuk's future status carries major implications for Turkey and Iraq's other neighbors, no matter who controls the city and its surrounding oilfields, and asked the Iraqi Shiite and Kurdish-led administration not to impose an "unrealistic" future on Kirkuk.

"We hope the natural resources of Kirkuk will be used by all groups in Iraq without discrimination," Gonul told an International Institute of Strategic Studies conference in the Bahraini capital Manama.

Gonul's remarks were immediately protested by Iraqi Foreign Minister Hoshyar Zebari, an ethnic Kurd, who warned Turkey not to meddle in "our Kirkuk."

"You speak of Kirkuk as if it is a Turkish city," Zebari said, adding, "These are matters for Iraq to decide."

Kirkuk is an ancient city that was once part of the Ottoman Empire, with a large minority of ethnic Turks (Turkmen) as well as various Christians, Shiite and Sunni Arabs, Armenians and Assyrians. Read in full:
Xinhua - English:
Bush administration bitterly rethinks Iraq policy www.chinaview.cn 2006-12-12 18:40:17
By Zhao Yi

WASHINGTON, Dec. 12 (Xinhua) -- The year 2006 ends with President George W. Bush bitterly rethinking his Iraq policy, which is widely believed to be the biggest fiasco of his government that even cost the Republicans both houses of Congress in the mid-term elections.

IRAQ POLICY REFERENDUM

Nov. 7, 2006 was far from a good day for Bush and his Republican Party as the ruling GOP lost control of both the Senate and the House of Representatives in the mid-term elections.

The failure was hardly a surprise at a time when the United States is widely believed to be bogged down in an Iraq war, which has already claimed the lives of nearly 3,000 U.S. soldiers and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis.

The other rocky regions where Washington has been deeply involved, are Afghanistan and Gaza, which are both turning from bad to worse. Afghanistan's outlawed Taliban forces are increasingly perceived as making a comeback, and the implementation of the roadmap for a solution to the Palestinian-Israeli conflict still remains deadlocked. Read in Full:

Erdla

Morning Round-Up December 12th 2006

[Update:]Baghdad suicide bombing kills 57 - Yahoo! News:
22 minutes ago

BAGHDAD (AFP) - A suicide bomber detonated a pickup truck packed with explosives among a crowd of casual labourers in downtown Baghdad, killing at least 57 people and wounding 148, medics said.

The powerful blast ripped through traffic at 7:00 am (0400 GMT) in the busy Tayaran Square in the Rusafa district of the city, in at least the fourth attack on mainly Shiite day labourers in the same spot this year.

In a tactic used before, the pickup truck pulled up to a group of labourers and offered daily work, immediately attracting a large crowd desperate for wages in this economically depressed city.

"They came like bees to honey," said an interior ministry official.

Then the truck exploded. In the hours afterwards, several more dull explosions could be heard around the city.

The impact of the blast severely damaged two nearby buildings while dozens of handcarts full of fruit and vegetables were destroyed in the explosion.

Medical officials said 52 bodies had been received in the Al-Kindi Hospital and five more in Ibn Nafis, while the death toll was expected to rise.

"We are treating 25 people with extremely serious injuries," a doctor from the Ibn Nafis hospital said.

Suicide car bombs have become a hallmark of Sunni extremist attacks on the Shiites and in the last few weeks there have been several bloody blasts, including a series in Sadr City last month that killed nore than 200 people.

The whole city is in the grip of a cycle of revenge attacks sparked by these blasts, as Shiite militias launch mortars and night time death squad attacks against rival Sunni neighbourhoods.

Dozens of bodies turn up every day as result of these attacks and, according to UN figures, more than a hundred Iraqis are dying across the country every day -- many from sectarian attacks.



Aswat al Iraq [In English]:
Iraq-Security (Highlights)

Voices of Iraq / National stories Posted by nadioshka on Dec 11, 2006 - 09:51 PM
Iraq-Security (Highlights) Security developments in Iraq
Baghdad, Dec 11, (VOI) – Main security developments in Iraq on Monday:
  1. Baghdad – Gunmen clad in police uniform robbed $1 million from employees working for the private Middle East Investment Bank in al-Saadoun street downtown Baghdad, in central Baghdad, security sources said.
  2. Iraq-Security (Highlights)
  3. Security developments in Iraq
  4. Baghdad, Dec 11, (VOI) – Main security developments in Iraq on Monday:
  5. Baghdad – Gunmen clad in police uniform robbed $1 million from employees working for the private Middle East Investment Bank in al-Saadoun street downtown Baghdad, in central Baghdad, security sources said.
  6. Baghdad – Five people were killed and others injured after a mortar shell fell on the southern Baghdad neighborhood of Abu Deshir.
  7. Baghdad - One Iraqi civilian was killed and five were wounded when a bomb exploded in eastern Baghdad morning, a security source said.
  8. Baaquba- An armed group killed a member of Kurdistan Democratic Party in a town near Baaquba, Diala province, while two policemen were shot dead in Baaquba, Iraqi police said.
  9. Dujail – Gunmen kidnapped five teachers in the village of Dujail, a security source in the Iraqi northern province of Salah Eddin province said.
  10. Hit – An Iraq civilian was killed in clashes between a joint U.S.-Iraqi force and gunmen in Hit, Anbar province, eyewitnesses said.
  11. Baghdad – Unidentified gunmen kidnapped nine civilians in al-Madain neighborhood in southern Baghdad, an Iraq police source said.
  12. Touz Khormato – An armed group killed five members of one family in a village near the Iraqi town of Touz Khormato, a police source said.
  13. Mosul – A policeman and a civilian were killed in separate attacks in the Iraqi northern town of Mosul.
  14. Baghdad – A college student was killed when a car bomb was detonated near a private college in western Baghdad, a police source said.
  15. Balad – Unidentified gunmen kidnapped eight farmers from a market east of Balad town, Salah Eddin province, a security source said.
  16. Mosul – An armed group killed four members of one family in the northern Iraqi town of Mosul.
  17. Kirkuk – Six civilians were wounded in a suicide bombing that targeted the house of a top police officer in the northern Iraqi oil town of Kirkuk, a security source said.
The URL for this story is: here
Aswat al Iraq [In English]:
Iraq-Bloc-Accordance

Voices of Iraq / National stories Posted by nadioshka on Dec 11, 2006 - 09:20 PM
Iraq-Bloc-Accordance Sunni front backs new political alliance
By Santa Michael
Baghdad, Dec 11, (VOI) – Prominent members of the Sunni Iraqi Accordance Front on Monday declared their support for a new political alliance planed between Iraqi political powers.

Sunni front backs new political alliance

Baghdad, Dec 11, (VOI) – Prominent members of the Sunni Iraqi Accordance Front on Monday declared their support for a new political alliance planed between Iraqi political powers.
Akram al-Hakim, the minister of state for national dialogue affairs, said on Friday that the coming days would see a new political bloc comprising the Shiite Supreme Council for Islamic Revolution in Iraq (SCIRI), the Sunni Iraqi Islamic Party and Kurds.
News of the new bloc came amidst a spiral in violence in Iraq and Hakim said the bloc aims at standing up to sectarian troubles.
“Iraq is now sliding into a civil war and anything that helps avoid this war has our support,” Adnan al-Dulaimi, head of the Accordance Front told the independent news agency Voices of Iraq (VOI).
“We are with any alliance formed inside the parliament or outside it, but we want it to be a true alliance that has an impact on the Iraqi scene. If these were only emotional pleas not based on practical bases, then I do not think it will work out,” he said.
The Accordance Front is the third biggest parliamentary bloc with 44 seats. It combines Dulaimi’s Iraqi People’s Congress, the National Dialogue Council headed by Khalaf al-Olayan, the Islamic Party headed by Iraqi Vice-President Tareq al-Hashemi and independent legislators
“This call has our blessings, but we think it should come from the heart and has the true basics to implement what the bloc agrees on,” Dulaimi said.
He said that Iraq’s infrastructure is completely ruined and forced displacements are going on so the parliament has to rise up and solve all these issues.
Iraqi Parliament Speaker Mahmoud al-Mashhadani welcomed on Sunday the formation of the new political bloc.

The URL for this story is: here
Aswat al Iraq [In English]:
Gunmen-Robbery

Voices of Iraq / Baghdad
Posted by saleem on Dec 11, 2006 - 02:12 PM Gunmen-Robbery Gunmen rob $1 million in central Baghdad
By Wathiq Ismael
Baghdad, Dec 11, (VOI) –The Iraqi police said on Monday gunmen clad in police uniform and riding police-like vehicles robbed $1 million in central Baghdad.

Gunmen-Robbery: Gunmen rob $1 million in central Baghdad: By Wathiq Ismael:
Baghdad, Dec 11, (VOI) –The Iraqi police said on Monday gunmen clad in police uniform and riding police-like vehicles robbed $1 million in central Baghdad.
“Gunmen clad in police and riding new police-like 4x4 vehicles robbed $1 million from four employees working for the private Middle East Investment Bank in al-Saadoun street downtown Baghdad after they (robbers) stopped and forced two cars carrying the employees at gunpoint to unknown place,” the source told the independent news agency Voices of Iraq (VOI).
The source added “the employees inside the two cars were on their way to deposit the amount at the Iraqi central Bank, located at Rasheed street downtown Baghdad.”
The robbers, the source pointed out, forced the employees along with the $1 million at gunpoint to unknown place.
“The employees worked for the private Middle East Investment Bank-Elwiyiah branch,” the source added.
Al-Saadon street is one of the most crowded commercial area in central Baghdad.
This is the third armed robbery where gunmen clad in police hijacked a large amount of money from banks in Baghdad during the last two years.

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Clerics urge Muslims to back Iraq Sunnis - Yahoo! News:
By ABDULLAH SHIHRI, Associated Press Writer 33 minutes ago

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - More than 30 prominent Islamic clerics from Saudi Arabia on Monday called on Sunni Muslims around the Middle East to support their brethren in
Iraq against Shiites and praised the insurgency.

The clerics said jihad, or holy war, "is one of the most important tenets of religion, and what has been taken by force can only be regained by force."

Their statement warned that Shiite Muslims were taking control of Iraq in a conspiracy with "Crusaders" in an attempt to marginalize Sunnis. They called on Sunni Muslims around the Middle East to "stand directly with our Sunni brothers in Iraq, using all appropriate and considered forms of support" and urged clerics to "educate the public about the Shiite threat."

Thousands of Iraqis have been killed this year in sectarian bloodshed between the majority Shiites and the Sunni Arab minority, who lost their dominance of the country to Shiites after the fall of
Saddam Hussein in 2003.

Saudi Arabia, like most Arab countries, is predominantly Sunni but has a significant Shiite minority. Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Egypt all have expressed concerns over increasing Shiite power in Iraq and other parts of the region, which they see as an opening for Iranian influence.

"After almost four years of occupation, it is clear that the aim behind this occupation is for the Crusaders and Shiites to take control of Iraq, paving the way to complete their control over the region," read the statement, posted on a Saudi news Web site.

The statement was signed by more than 30 Saudi clerics — most from Saudi Arabia's top Islamic universities, the centers of the kingdom's hardline version of Sunni Islam.

The sectarian conflict in Iraq has raised fears of a growing split between the two main sects of Islam around the Middle East as members of each rally around their group.

Key Iraqi officials have said that millions of dollars in financing has been sent to Iraq's insurgents by private donors in Saudi Arabia, though Saudi officials have denied the report.
Car bombs kill 42, wounds 106 in Baghdad - Yahoo! News:
16 minutes ago

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Two car bombs exploded in a main square of central Baghdad on Tuesday morning, killing at least 42 people and wounding 106, police said.

The carefully coordinated attack in Tayaran Square at 7 a.m. involved a bomb in a parked car and a suicide car bomb, both of which exploded simultaneously near a police patrol and a crowd of Iraqis gathering to apply for jobs as day laborers, said police Lt. Bilal Ali.

He said at least 42 Iraqis, including seven policemen, were killed and 104 people wounded.

Gunfire could be heard right after the explosions, which occurred about 100 feet apart, but it was not immediately known if it involved police or insurgent snipers hiding nearby, Ali said.

In Baghdad, where many people are unemployed, scores of Iraqis gather in the square early in the morning to wait for minibuses or private cars that stop by and hire them for the day as construction workers, cleaners or painters. Nearby, small stands are set up to sell the laborers a breakfast of tea and egg sandwiches.

The suicide car bomber appeared to drive into one of those crowds and set off his explosives as the nearby parked car bomb also went off, Ali said.

Khalil Ibrahim, 41, a shop owner in the area, said: "In the first explosion, I saw people falling over, some of them blown apart. When the other bomb went off seconds later, it slammed me into a wall of my store and I fainted." He was speaking from a local hospital where he had been taken to be treated for shrapnel wounds to his head and back.

Tayaran Square is located near several government ministries and a bridge that crosses the Tigris River to the heavily fortified Green Zone, where Iraq's parliament and the U.S. and British embassies are located
Reuters AlertNet - Suicide car bomber kills 45 in Baghdad-ministry:
12 Dec 2006 05:51:35 GMT Source: Reuters (2 minutes ago): (Updates wounded toll, adds details)

BAGHDAD, Dec 12 (Reuters) - A suicide bomber killed 45 people and wounded scores in central Baghdad on Tuesday after luring a crowd of poor day labourers to his vehicle with promises of work, the Interior Ministry said.

Police said 148 people were wounded when the bomber's vehicle exploded at 7 a.m. (0400 GMT) in Tayran Square, sending a cloud of black smoke into the sky. Gunfire sounded immediately after the blast.

Tayran Square is typically a gathering point for carpenters, plumbers, brick-layers, painters and other workers in the construction trade who frequent the cafes and street vendors in the early morning while waiting for the chance of some work.

About 90 minutes later, a roadside bomb exploded near an Iraqi police patrol, but the Interior Ministry said there were no casualties in that incident. A third explosion rocked the centre of the city shortly afterwards, but there were no immediate reports of casualties.

Iraq is gripped by tit-for-tat sectarian killings between majority Shi'ites and Sunni Arabs who were once dominant under Saddam Hussein.

A car bomb devastated a fruit and vegetable market in Baghdad on Dec. 2, killing at least 51 people. In the worst attack since the U.S. invasion, more than 200 people were killed on Nov. 3 in multiple car bombings in the Shi'ite district of Sadr City.
Reuters AlertNet - Iraq in turmoil Other Headlines :
IRIN Middle East | Middle East | IRAQ | IRAQ: Alia'a Haydar, Iraq "I want go to school and learn how to write" | Children, Education, Gender issues | News Items:
IRAQ: Alia'a Haydar, Iraq "I want go to school and learn how to write"

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BAGHDAD, 11 Dec 2006 (IRIN) - Aid agencies estimate that thousands of Iraqi parents do not send their daughters to school for cultural reasons and because of the general insecurity in the country. As a result of two decades of war and economic hardship, Iraqi schools have fallen into disrepair, enrolment has dropped, and literacy levels have stagnated, agencies say.

In the south of the country, where infrastructure is more deteriorated due to years of neglect, the situation is worse.

The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation (UNESCO) estimates literacy rates to be less than 60 percent, or 6 million illiterate Iraqi adults. People in rural areas and women are worst off. Only 37 percent of rural women can read, and only 30 percent of Iraqi girls of high school age are enrolled in school, compared with 42 percent of boys.

Alia'a Haydar, 15, resident of the city of al-Samawah, some 240km south of the capital, dreams of the day when she will be able to read magazine articles on the latest fashion and music and also read the Quran, the holy Muslim book.

"I don't know how to read or write my name. My family says that girls should not study as their destiny is to marry and raise children. They say women that study and read in the end turn out to be prostitutes," Alia'a said.

"I know this thinking is wrong but I fear my father. One day, he saw me trying to write on a piece of paper and he punished me for a week. Now, he is looking for a husband for me so that he won’t risk losing his daughter to a school.

"To make the situation of girls in our community worse, in the rural areas where I was living before there weren't schools. Now that we have come to the city, the only one near my home is seven kilometres away. For a girl who is not even allowed to go to the street corner alone, how could go I go to school alone?

"I want to go to school and learn how to write but I don't know what to do. Male mentality in Iraq is very old-fashioned. They see women as their servants with no brains to think and they are afraid of losing their power over us.

"One day I will be able to read, even if I have to run away. The risk of being killed if I do that is the same as working like a donkey in my home, getting beatings from my family for not doing housework properly or living the rest of my life with an illiterate man and not being able to write my own name."

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IRAQ: Respect for human rights still a dream

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BAGHDAD, 10 Dec 2006 (IRIN) - Sectarian violence causing displacement and targeted attacks are continuing to further deepen the situation of human rights in Iraq today, local and international NGOs say.

"We live in a catastrophic situation of a lack of human rights and displacement and targeting of people according to their identity and religious beliefs by militias, terrorists and mafia," Dr Aziz Jabur Shaeal, chairman of the Baghdad Centre for Human Rights Studies (BCHRS), said.

Shaeal's comments come as the world marks the United Nations Human Rights Day on 10 December.

"Sectarian violence has affected human rights in all fields with the assassinations of academics, doctors, journalists, writers, artists and the leaders of public opinion as well as kidnappings to blackmail families to pay huge quantities of money," Shaeal said.

"Deprivation of people from employment without proving their loyalty to a political party, especially religious parties, torture inside official and nonofficial prisons, the disappearance of many people after they are arrested, the deterioration of infrastructure, the absence of the role of government in the protection of people’s security and prevailing partisanship and corruption [are also rife]," he added.

Ibraheem Yacoub, 38, is one of millions of Iraqis who has first-hand experience of what it is like to live with no human rights. His two brothers were captured by militia men and accused of taking part in insurgent attacks. However, Yacoub said they were just students trying to finish their college studies. His brothers were found shot dead a week later in one of the streets of Baghdad.

"We were forced to leave our home because sectarian violence reached our neighbourhood and we didn't have any choice but to take our bags and some food and run, living like the homeless and with the risk of being the next victims of the country's daily violence," Yacoub said.

The Iraqi Ministry of Human Rights said continuing displacement should be tackled urgently - as this could open the doors to more violence and disrespect of the already deteriorated human rights situation in Iraq.

Escalation of sectarian violence

Sectarian violence began escalating significantly in February 2006 after a Shi’ite shrine in the northern city of Samarra was bombed by Sunni militants. Since then, revenge killings between the two Muslim sects have displaced nearly 425,000 Iraqis, according to the UN Refugee Agency (UNHCR).

In addition, up to 3,000 Iraqis are leaving to neighbouring countries on a monthly basis as the extent of the violence becomes clearer to residents, according to the Ministry of Displacement and Migration.

"The right to have a home to live and to live safely is the minimum that any human being should have and today thousands of Iraqis are being forced to flee their homes and encounter dangerous situations because of sectarian violence," Diar Ahmed, press officer at Iraq's Ministry of Human Rights, said.

Amnesty International says the lack of human rights in Iraq is unacceptable.

"Thousands of people are encountering the most serious and critical form of a lack in human rights and it is an absolutely intolerable situation," said Nicole Chouery, spokeswoman for Amnesty International in London, UK.

"People are displaced and require urgent support and assistance and violence is increasing every day, leaving the human rights issue absent in Iraq," Chouery added.

Women and children have also suffered greatly.

"Women and children are recognised [only] theoretically, but their rights are violated all the time. They face the same problems as other people in Iraq but also have additional problems, such as the enforcing of the Hijab [head cover] and other kinds of clothes, and restrictions in employment," Shaeal from BCHRS said, remarking on how conservative Iraqi society was now becoming.

Recent calls for improvements

In November, Louise Arbour, the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights, told a session of the UN Human Rights Council that despite the Iraqi government's efforts to address the deteriorating human rights situation, violence had reached unprecedented levels.

"In many parts of the country, scores of civilians are wilfully killed and injured every day," Arbour said at the conference.

She also said ever-growing unemployment, poverty, discrimination and diminishing access to basic services were severely affecting the economic and social rights of the Iraqi people.

According to Shaeal, establishing an international investigation committee with Iraqi NGOs to determine the violations of human rights is the only way to guarantee recognition of rights.

"The Security Council should vote for a resolution calling for the establishment of an international criminal court for Iraq, mandated to investigate all crimes against humanity committed in Iraq and to prosecute those found to be responsible. This should be the starting point," Muhammad al-Deraji, director of Monitoring of Human Rights in Iraq (MHRI), said.

"In addition, there should be support of the work of the United Nations in Iraq through an expansion of the political and human rights mandate of UNAMI [UN’s Assistance Mission for Iraq] in order to increase the protection of human rights in the country. And the Security Council should re-establish the position of the Special Rapporteur of Human Rights in Iraq," he added.

Based in Jordan for security reasons, UNAMI said it was struggling to keep abreast of human right violations in Iraq but said it was working closely with the Iraqi government to improve this situation.

Local and international NGOs have urged the Iraqi government to ratify the relevant international conventions that protect human rights, such as the Convention Against Torture (CAT); to disseminate the results of former investigations into cases of major human rights violations; and to invite the UN Special Rapporteur on Torture to visit Iraq.

According to the Iraqi constitution, “All Iraqis are equal before the law without regard to gender, opinion, nationality, religion, or origin. Discrimination on the basis of gender, nationality, religion, origin, or social standing is forbidden. They [the people] have the right to personal security in life and freedom except in accordance with the law. Equality of opportunity is guaranteed to all citizens in accordance to the law.” However, the reality on the ground is very different, activists say.

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Erdla

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Morning And Early Afternoon News From Iraq Translated From Arabic December 10th 2006

Gunmen Kidnap Police Officer North Of Baghdad:
Eye witnesses said that an armed group kidnapped  a traffic police officer in the  north of Baghdad. An witness told Voices of Iraq News Agency that they were dressed in civilian clothes and kidnapped him "under the threat of arms" from Aden plaza.
 http://www.aswataliraq.info/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=32784
Najaf: Muqtada al-Sadr calls on Iraqis to demand the departure of the occupation from Iraq:
Muqtada al-Sadr called on Iraqis to demand the departure of the occupation. Al-Sadr urged that all Iraqis irrespective of sect "unite [and] raise their voices united to tell the occupier 'get out.' " He also said that nobody had the right to extend the occupation that power was vested in the Iraqi people under God.

[see also news from English language sources below -mfi]

http://www.aswataliraq.info/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=32783
Kurdish Film Festival:
Passport problems are stopping Kurdish directors and film stars from travelling to the Kurdish Film Festival to being held in London. [See English language item taken from Kurdish Media UK immediately below: - mfi]
http://www.aswataliraq.info/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=32782
The 4th London Kurdish Film Festival - London 8-14 December:
The organizing committee for the Kurdish Film Festival is delighted to welcome you to the 4th London Kurdish Film Festival. It features a varied programme of over sixty films: fiction, documentary, animation, features and shorts. The festival was the first – and is now the largest – of all the Kurdish Film Festivals organised worldwide. The event will be enriched by discussions with the directors, filmmakers and actors themselves....... In full:
US Forces Kill Three In Fallujah:
The American army said today, Sunday, that their troops killed three people suspected of being militants as they were planting an explosive device in Fallujah west of Baghdad. The army said in a statement that its forces killed three persons and destroyed two vehicles on Friday when members of the Marines saw the three planting a bomb under a tractor and large truck the Marines opened fire with light weapons and killed them. The statement added that members of the Marines destroyed the vehicle through "carefully targeted munitions from the air," which led to several secondary explosions. No reports of civilian casualties or casualties or damage to the American forces during the operation.
http://www.aswataliraq.info/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=32773
Weapons Cache Seized South Baghdad:
A statement by the multinational forces today, Sunday, that a joint operation [in Southern Baghdad - mfi]  on Friday led police to a cache of weapons. The seizure was based on information from citizens. Several houses and a mosque were searched and a weapons cache consisting of assault rifles and automatic weapons, 42 mortar shells, explosives and bombmaking materials were seized. The statement didn't make clear whether the cache was seized from the Mosque or one or more of the houses searched.
http://www.aswataliraq.info/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=32771
Sadr City Raid:
This is a "follow up/summary" story and deals with the arrest of six persons, including the commander of "rogue group" accused of running a punishment squad. It doesn't add any details to the story posted by Laith and his son in their posting Saturday December 9th Iraq News Translated from Arabic yesterday they linked to this story "US, Iraqi forces detain aide of Shiite radical leader"  on yahoo news.
http://www.aswataliraq.info/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=32769

Kirkuk. Weapons Cache Seized: Bakery Attacked one Worker Killed :
Gunmen attacked a bakery South of Kirkuk and killed one worker.
A weapons cache was seized in Khada Edakouk 30 km south of Kirkuk including; ammunition, 96 anti-tank rockets, 15 mortar shells and 7 mm cannon.
http://www.aswataliraq.info/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=32792
Breaking:
Wasit governorate council have suspended all contact and cooperation with the American occupation.
http://www.aswataliraq.info/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=32811

Eye witness reports say that American forces have shelled Dora
http://www.aswataliraq.info/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=32806

News From English Language Sources

Reuters AlertNet - FACTBOX-Security developments in Iraq, Dec 10:
Dec 10 (Reuters) - Following are security and other developments in Iraq as of 0800 GMT on Sunday:

BAGHDAD - Shi'ite militias attacked Sunni homes in Baghdad's religiously mixed Hurriya district on Saturday, Interior Ministry officials and witnesses said. More than 30 families fled after the militias torched homes and killed at least one person, witnesses and officials said.

BAGHDAD - A total of 40 bodies -- many of them shot and tortured -- were found across Baghdad on Saturday, an Interior Ministry source said.

BAGHDAD - A mortar round landed on Kadhimiya district in northwestern Baghdad, killing two people and wounding two others on Saturday, an Interior Ministry source said.

MOSUL - A hospital source said they received the bodies of two policemen and a soldier with gunshot wounds on Saturday.

BAGHDAD - Clashes erupted between Shi'ite militias and a Sunni tribe in Amil district in southwestern Baghdad on Saturday, an Interior Ministry source said, adding fighting continued on Sunday.

BAGHDAD - Shi'ite militias attacked Sunni families in Adil district, western Baghdad, an Interior Ministry source said.

KIRKUK - Gunmen attacked a hairdresser's shop and killed its owner on Saturday in the ethnically mixed city of Kirkuk, 250 km (155 miles) north of Baghdad, police said.
Reuters AlertNet - Gunmen kill two Shi'ite families in Baghdad massacre:
(Updates with background)

BAGHDAD, Dec 10 (Reuters) - Gunmen stormed into the homes of two Shi'ite families in a predominantly Sunni Arab district of Baghdad on Sunday, killing nine people, police said.

Police said about 20 gunmen had killed a father and three sons of one family and five brothers of another. No women were hurt in the attack in the southwestern Jihad district.

On Saturday Shi'ite militiamen raided the religiously mixed Hurriya district in western Baghdad, killing two people and forcing dozens of Sunni families to flee, police and witnesses said.

In July, militiamen rampaged through Jihad, shooting at least 42 people. Many of the victims were killed after being pulled from their cars at fake police checkpoints.

U.S. officials have warned that attacks by al Qaeda militants and reprisals by Shi'ite militias have sparked a vicious cycle of revenge killings that threaten to destroy Iraq. U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan has joined some commentators in describing the conflict as a civil war. [As usual the Americans flat out refuse to admit that it they who started the civil and they who are funding the most savagely vicious death squad of all.]

The country has been gripped by rampant violence, which the United Nations estimates kill as many as 120 people a day, since the bombing of an important Shi'ite shrine in February. [See: AFP Report below - As a general rule AFP reports tend to be more accurate and less blatantly biased - mfi ]
Reuters AlertNet - ANALYSIS-Iraq sectarian violence casts shadow over Lebanon:
BEIRUT, Dec 10 (Reuters) - Unrelenting violence in Iraq has raised sectarian tensions across the Middle East and is polarising communities in Lebanon, a volatile country peppered with political and religious divisions.

The Lebanese opposition, spearheaded by the Shi'ite Islamist group Hezbollah, has besieged government headquarters in the heart of Beirut since Dec. 1 as part of a campaign to unseat Prime Minister Fouad Siniora, who is a Sunni Muslim.

Some analysts say the power struggle, complicated by conflicting foreign loyalties, could trigger Lebanon's third civil war since it won independence in 1943.

But whereas the last civil war started out in 1975 primarily as a fight between Christian and Muslim militia, the main faultline now lies between the Sunnis and Shi'ites, with the chaos in Iraq exacerbating tensions on the streets of Beirut. Reuters AlertNet - ANALYSIS- In full:

[I disagree strongly with the premise of this analysis that this is primarily a sectarian conflict in Lebanon - Like it or not the Hizb have a significant amount of support amongst the Christian community and is allied to a Christian party. Saniora and the so called "14th march movement" and the so-called "Cedar revolution" represent the pro-American/pro-Saudi wealthy and upper middle class and depend upon their support to remain in power. I don't see this situation lasting or Saniora's government surviving, and it could well lead to civil war. There's a lot of good information there but handle the quotes from the western analysts with care - mfi]
Gunmen kill nine members of two Baghdad Shiite families - Yahoo! News:
Iraqi child carrying AK47 during protest
Arabic language report of this protest here:

19 minutes ago

BAGHDAD (AFP) - Some 13 people have been killed in Baghdad, including nine Shiites in a sectarian attack against two families.

Attackers broke into a home in the southwestern Jihad neighbourhood and shot dead five Shiite brothers, one of them a policeman, after separating them from their sisters, the official said. The women were unharmed Sunday.

In another similar attack, gunmen entered a house of another Shiite family in the same area and killed a man and his three sons.

"Both were Shiite families," the official said, suggesting the attack was sectarian in nature and carried out by Sunni extremists.

The two families were unrelated, the official added, and it was not known whether the gunmen were from the same group.

Clashes between Shiite militiamen and members of the Sunni Janabat tribe in the nearby Al-Amil neighbourhood were also reported on Sunday.

Three civilians were wounded in the clashes the official said and added that the area had been secured by Iraqi police.

Southwestern Baghdad is a mixture of affluent Sunnis, poor Shiites and then farther to the south, Sunni tribesmen -- resulting in constant clashes between Sunni and Shiite gunmen.

Meanwhile, police Colonel Yarub Khazal from the security team of former deputy prime minister Ahmed Chalabi was shot dead by gunmen as he was driving his car in west Baghdad's Yarmuk neighbourhood, the security official added.

In the same area a roadside bomb exploded as an Iraqi army patrol passed, wounding three soldiers.

In the central city of Tikrit police said gunmen shot dead a security guard from a local hospital while he was on his way to work, while in the northern oil city of Kirkuk gunmen shot dead a barber.

Police recovered three headless corpses from nothern Baghdad's Al-Hurriyah neighbourhood, the security official said.

The US military said joint US and Iraqi forces launched an operation in Baghdad's restive northern Sunni district of Adhamiyah on Sunday in a bid to "reduce sectarian violence and insurgency activities."

"In a coordinated effort dubbed Operation Cougar Iraqi security forces and coalition forces are conducting a cordon-and-clear operation in Adhamiyah early this morning with Iraqi police forces providing perimeter checkpoint security," the military reported.

It said the operation was part of an ongoing effort by the security ministries to establish "security for the local residents in eastern Baghdad."

Adhamiyah is a regular site of clashes between insurgents and security forces.
Anti-U.S. cleric criticizes Iraqi gov't - Yahoo! News:
By ABDUL-HUSSEIN AL-OBEIDI, Associated Press Writer 13 minutes ago

NAJAF, Iraq - Anti-American cleric Muqtada al-Sadr sharply criticized Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki's government on Sunday and once again demanded that all foreign troops leave the country.

Al-Sadr's criticism comes at a time when relations between his Sadrist movement and al-Maliki's coalition government he supports are at a low ebb, with the prime minister coming under mounting pressure to end his alliance with the radical Shiite cleric.

Thirty lawmakers and five Cabinet ministers loyal to al-Sadr are boycotting the government and parliament to protest al-Maliki's recent summit with
President Bush in neighboring Jordan. They have said they will not lift their boycott until a timetable is announced for the withdrawal of U.S.-led coalition troops from
Iraq.

Al-Maliki, himself a Shiite, criticized the Sadrists for their action, saying it is disloyal to the governing coalition.

Al-Sadr, in a statement issued Sunday in the Shiite holy city of Najaf south of Baghdad, said al-Maliki's government has no right to go it alone. Nor should it have sought the
U.N. Security Council's recent renewal of the mandate of the multinational forces in Iraq. Such a move should have been taken by "the people," a reference to the 275-seat parliament, the cleric said.

Alluding to al-Maliki's summit with Bush, al-Sadr said: "Yesterday's friends are today's enemies, and yesterday's enemies are today's friends." He also criticized the Iraqi government's widely reported contacts with leaders of
Saddam Hussein's outlawed Baath party as part of its efforts to reach national reconciliation.

"Baath has been our enemy. Now it sits to talk with our friends," he said.

Al-Sadr, whose Mahdi Army militia fought American troops for most of 2004, said a report by a bipartisan commission on Iraq was designed to "divide and finish us."

He did not elaborate, but the Iraq Study Group report released Wednesday recommended the disbanding of all militias in Iraq and that the United States should offer financial and technical support to the Iraqi government in implementing a "program to disarm, demobilize and reintegrate militia members."


Afterword:


Hey ho here we go again. I routinely get complaints (which I can't be arsed to either respond to or publish from commenters here that I'm Anti-American.) Recently the number of such comments has soared. The commenters making these complaints are either too stupid too lazy (or both) to notice that the postings about which they are complaining the most are written by Iraqis living in Iraq. Tracing these comments IP addresses (yes I can do that) turns up the interesting information that most of them originate from Texas. Mostly coming in from dial-up lines and mostly from Subliterate-Rednecks-On-line.net oops sorry that should have read bellsouth.net.

For the record: Yes I AM anti-American. America invaded Iraq illegally for its own selfish purposes based upon a pack of lies. For its own selfish thieving purposes America has conducted a savagely vicious campaign of occupation against the Iraqi people, including routine artillery attacks against civilians including the use of phosphorus rounds in such quantity that the effect is that of using a chemical weapon, routine airstrikes against civilians, taking children hostage to force their families to surrender, denial of food to entire civilian populations, denial of water to entire civilian populations, denial of medicines to entire civilian populations, torture, sexual assault against civilians and I include in that the sexual assault of imprisoned children. For its own selfish thieving purposes America has trained and funded the most savagely vicious of the deathsquads now operating in Iraq. For its own selfish thieving purposes America is trying to divide the country by promoting civil war. It's a tribute to the decency and the courage of most of the Iraqi people that the revoltingly barbaric and viciously racist campaign being waged against them by America for its own selfish thieving purposes has thus far failed to achieve its goals.

That courage and decency is  shared by those few, those very few, Americans who campaigned against this disgusting and evil American war against the people of Iraq from the start - it's a sad commentary on the State of American society that they're in such a minority.

I and the Iraqis who write here are pro-life, anti-rape, anti-torture, anti-theft, anti-sectarian, anti-murder. Because of how your country has behaved and continues to behave in Iraq that means that these days we're Anti-America. Stop whining and get used to it.

markfromireland

An Early Contender For Understatement Of The Century And A Quiz

After Baker, what next for the war in Iraq? | World | The Observer:
Gordon Smith stood up on the Senate floor, his voice slow and serious. The Republican Senator from Oregon had been an ultra-loyal supporter of the Iraq war and President Bush. Until last week.

Now he had changed his mind. Smith labelled US policy in Iraq absurd and 'maybe even criminal'. He had been spurred to speak, he said, by White House reaction to last week's Iraq Study Group (ISG) report. 'Let's cut and run, or cut and walk ... because we have fought this war in a very lamentable way,' Smith told colleagues.

[snip]

It was an astonishing speech made all the more so by Smith's previously spotless Republican pro-war credentials. But then it has been a remarkable week in Washington. The ISG report spelt out the sheer scale of the disaster in Iraq. Many experts saw it as a devastating indictment of Bush's policies. But the panel, headed by Bush family friend James Baker and former Democrat congressman Lee Hamilton, also laid out a blueprint for success. Its 79 recommendations envisioned a gradual withdrawal of US combat troops by 2008 and a diplomatic offensive to engage Iran and Syria to bring stability to the country.

Many expected Bush and his coterie of top officials to accept the report. Or at least be chastened by it. In fact, neither happened. Just as the report exposed the divisions in Iraq, it also revealed the chasms in American attitudes to the conflict. Bush's reaction revealed a White House still determined to go its own way. Far from looking for a way out, he is still looking for a way to win the war. 'Some people believe the central challenge is how the US can leave Iraq. He believes the central challenge is how to make it work. He wants victory,' said Larry Haas, a political commentator and former Clinton White House official.

[snip]

There is also a brutal political reality at work. The ISG report is entirely non-binding. The only decisions that really matter are made in the White House. 'Jesus Christ himself could be on the panel. It does not matter,' said Haas. The same goes for the rivalry last week between Baker, who was Secretary of State under the elder George Bush, and the current office holder Condoleezza Rice. Baker may have first known Rice when she was just a Soviet analyst during the Cold War, but she calls the shots now. While last week Baker was conducting high-profile interviews against her diplomatic strategy and urging talks with Iran and Syria, Rice, a known advocate of isolating Syria and Iran diplomatically, remained silent. By the end of last week Baker seemed to have given up. He told one interviewer he would take part in today's morning political talkshows but after that he would stop speaking out. 'I'm finished,' he said. Read in full:
The Americans don't see how unwelcome they are, or that Iraq is now beyond repair: Independent Online Edition > Commentators:
Patrick Cockburn: The Americans don't see how unwelcome they are, or that Iraq is now beyond repair
The main purpose of Bush invading Iraq was to retain power at home Published: 10 December 2006

During the Opium Wars between Britain and China in the 19th century, eunuchs at the court of the Chinese emperor had the problem of informing him of the repeated and humiliating defeat of his armies. They dealt with their delicate task by simply telling the emperor that his forces had already won or were about to win victories on all fronts.

For three and a half years White House officials have dealt with bad news from Iraq in similar fashion. Journalists were repeatedly accused by the US administration of not reporting political and military progress on the ground. Information about the failure of the US venture was ignored or suppressed.

Manipulation of facts was often very crude. As an example of the systematic distortion, the Iraq Study Group revealed last week that on one day last July US officials reported 93 attacks or significant acts of violence. In reality, it added, "a careful review of the reports ... brought to light 1,100 acts of violence".

The 10-fold reduction in the number of acts of violence officially noted was achieved by not reporting the murder of an Iraqi, or roadside bomb, rocket or mortar attacks aimed at US troops that failed to inflict casualties. I remember visiting a unit of US combat engineers camped outside Fallujah in January 2004 who told me that they had stopped reporting insurgent attacks on themselves unless they suffered losses as commanders wanted to hear only that the number of attacks was going down. As I was drove away, a sergeant begged us not to attribute what he had said: "If you do I am in real trouble."

Few Chinese emperors can have been as impervious to bad news from the front as President George W Bush. His officials were as assiduous as those eunuchs in Beijing 170 years ago in shielding him from bad news. But even when officials familiar with the real situation in Iraq did break through the bureaucratic cordon sanitaire around the Oval Office they got short shrift from Mr Bush. In December 2004 the CIA station chief in Baghdad said that the insurgency was expanding and was "largely unchallenged" in Sunni provinces. Mr Bush's response was: "What is he, some kind of a defeatist?" A week later the station chief was reassigned.

A few days afterwards, Colonel Derek Harvey, the Defence Intelligence Agency's senior intelligence officer in Iraq, made much the same point to Mr Bush. He said of the insurgency: "It's robust, it's well led, it's diverse." According to the US political commentator Sidney Blumenthal, the President at this point turned to his aides and asked: "Is this guy a Democrat?"

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"This simply won't work," one former Iraqi Interior Ministry official told me. "Iraqis who work with Americans are regarded as tainted by their families. Often our soldiers have to deny their contact with Americans to their own wives. Sometimes they balance their American connections by making contact with the insurgents at the same time."

Mr Bush and Mr Blair have always refused to take on board the simple unpopularity of the occupation among Iraqis, though US and British military commanders have explained that it is the main fuel for the insurgency. The Baker-Hamilton report notes dryly that opinion polls show that 61 per cent of Iraqis favour armed attacks on US forces. Given the Kurds overwhelmingly support the US presence, this means three-quarters of all Arabs want military action against US soldiers.

The other great flaw in the report is to imply that Iraqis can be brought back together again. The reality is that the country has already broken apart. In Baghdad, Sunnis no longer dare to visit the main mortuary to look for murdered relatives because it is under Shia control and they might be killed themselves. The future of Iraq may well be a confederation rather than a federation, with Shia, Sunni and Kurd each enjoying autonomy close to independence.

There are certain points on which the White House and the authors of the report are dangerously at one. This is that the Iraqi government of Nouri al-Maliki can be bullied into trying to crush the militias (this usually means just one anti-American militia, the Mehdi Army), or will bolt from the Shia alliance. In the eyes of many Iraqis this would simply confirm its status as a US pawn. As for talking with Iran and Syria or acting on the Israel-Palestinian crisis it is surely impossible for Mr Bush to retreat so openly from his policies of the past three years, however disastrous their outcome. Full text of article here:

(The Occupation: War and Resistance in Iraq (Hardcover) by Patrick Cockburn is published by Verso)
Telegraph | News | Wounded to get millions in compensation: [One consequence of the "Mission Accomplished" speech. Now if only the payment were to come from Blair's private resources ... - mfi]
By Sean Rayment, Defence Correspondent, Sunday Telegraph Last Updated: 1:14am GMT 10/12/2006

Hundreds of troops wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan are to be awarded millions of pounds in compensation following a ruling by the Government that they are victims of crime not war.
A Chinook helicopter comes in to pick up troops from the Helmand Task Force
British troops wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan will be paid compensation on a sliding scale of about £1,000 for a small facial scar, up to a maximum of £500,000 for the loss of a limb

Forty injured servicemen are to receive payments of up to £500,000 each in a series of test cases. This is expected to lead to claims from hundreds more of the estimated 1,000 troops injured in combat in Iraq and Afghanistan since 2001.

Payments will be made on a "sliding scale" of about £1,000, for a small facial scar, up to a maximum of £500,000, for the loss of a limb. The ruling was agreed, it is understood, after Government lawyers raised fears that the Ministry of Defence (MoD) could be subject to a legal challenge by troops claiming they were victims of crime because they were wounded in Iraq after the end of "at war" hostilities in May 2003. Read "Wounded to get millions in compensation" in full:
Telegraph | News | Rogue TV tells Sunnis 'to eat Shias for lunch':
Rogue TV tells Sunnis 'to eat Shias for lunch'
By Aqeel Hussein in Baghdad and Colin Freeman, Sunday Telegraph Last Updated: 1:14am GMT 10/12/2006

Sporting an olive green Ba'ath Party uniform and a bushy moustache, the newsreader barks his bulletins between blasts of patriotic Saddam-era martial music.

Presenters on satellite TV channel Al Zahraa call on Sunnis to act before Shias can kill them

With his gleeful boasts about Iraqi insurgent strikes on US troops, his demeanour is reminiscent of "Comical Ali", the former information minister who famously boasted of victory as American tanks rolled into Baghdad.

For coalition commanders in Iraq, however, the most sinister aspect of his broadcasts is not the bile directed at them but the equally venomous ticker-tape that runs at the bottom of the screen.

"Chase the Shias from neighbourhood to neighbourhood," it urges. "Eat them for lunch before they eat you for dinner. Defend your houses by killing them."

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The attempt at censorship backfired: the station is back on air from a secret location and freed of any obligation to broadcast responsibly.

[Funny how that works isn't it? - Remember the boost to Al-Sadr provided by Bremer ordering that his newspaper be shut down? "Foolish Bremer" was the headline to the editorial in question, and Bremer of course couldn't resist proving just how foolish he was. - mfi]


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"Many of the Shia watch it just to make themselves angry," said Ibrahim al Hassan, 23, a Shia from Baghdad. "We are waiting for the Shias to make their own channel that will be the same."

Al Zahraa's popularity illustrates the scale of the difficulties facing coalition officials.
[This has got to be an early contender for understatement of the century - mfi]
Telegraph | News | Rogue TV tells Sunnis 'to eat Shias for lunch| Full Article:

Telegraph | Comment | Why the generals have to speak out:
Why the generals have to speak out
By Col Tim Collins Last Updated: 12:01am GMT 10/12/2006

When General Sir Mike Jackson took the podium in the headquarters of the London Scottish to deliver the 31st Richard Dimbleby lecture on Wednesday evening, the mandarins of the Ministry of Defence must have been smugly confident of another robust defence of their policies. They were in for a shock. General Mike, the recently retired Chief of the General Staff, lambasted the Ministry for its failure to support the Army on operations, for the poor conditions of service, for appalling accommodation and for low pay.

To a hushed hall and with journalists scribbling furiously, he detailed shortcomings in the relationship between the military and politicians: "Frankly, the Chiefs of Staff rather find themselves in the opposite position to that old aphorism about the ladies of the night, who are deemed to have power without responsibility." Read in full:
Telegraph | News | Just how bad a President is George W Bush?:
Just how bad a President is George W Bush?

By Philip Sherwell, US Editor, Sunday Telegraph Last Updated: 1:14am GMT 10/12/2006

When President George W Bush and his wife Laura switched on the 25,000 coloured lights on the White House Christmas tree last week, the cheers from onlookers came as a rare respite from the torrent of bad news dogging his administration.

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It was a far cry from another White House press conference two years ago, just after he won his second term. Then the president bounced into the room with a spring in his step, and declared his intention to spend the "political capital" he had just earned in his election victory.

He must regret how quickly that "capital" has been squandered. [Phil Sherwell usually regards his job as the journalistic equivalent of licking in between Bush's toes (that's the polite version). If he's writing 5 pagers like this ...... ] Read more:

Secret American talks with insurgents break down - Sunday Times - Times Online:
Secret American talks with insurgents break down
Hala Jaber, Amman
SECRET talks in which senior American officials came face-to-face with some of their most bitter enemies in the Iraqi insurgency broke down after two months of meetings, rebel commanders have disclosed.

The meetings, hosted by Iyad Allawi, Iraq’s former prime minister, brought insurgent commanders and Zalmay Khalilzad, the US ambassador to Iraq, together for the first time.

After months of delicate negotiations Allawi, a former Ba’athist and a secular Shi’ite, persuaded three rebel leaders to travel to his villa in Amman, the Jordanian capital, to see Khalilzad in January.

“The meetings came about after persistent requests from the Americans. It wasn’t because they loved us but because they didn’t have a choice,” said a rebel leader who took part. Full Article here:
Bush Sr Breaks Down In Tears Days Ago At The Damage Done To Bush Crime Family - Sunday Times (Owned by Murdoch Crime Family) Finally Notices:
Tears of Bush Sr testify to US torment
Sarah Baxter, Washington
IT WAS an emotional moment for President George H W Bush. His son Jeb was soon to step down as Florida’s governor and he was recalling some rough moments during his boy’s first campaign.

There was some “unfair stuff”, he recalled in a speech last week but “Jeb didn’t whine about it, he didn’t complain”. Then Bush began to sob. As he struggled to continue, he said haltingly, “A true measure of a man is how you handle victory and how you handle defeat”, before breaking down in tears again. Full lachrymose article here: Picture of people who really have something to cry about as a result of the actions of the criminal dynasty headed by the 41st whinger immediately below:
2 year old wounded child and man with child in mortar attacked house

BostonHerald.com - International: Iraq police academy set to implode: Advisers: Crumbling campus symbolizes law-and-order woes:*
A U.S. project to turn the Baghdad Police College into the crown jewel of Middle Eastern law enforcement academies is such a shoddy mess that parts of it face demolition and the sprawling facility itself may be forced to shut down in two weeks, an American adviser in Iraq tells the Herald.

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In its report on Tuesday, the bipartisan Iraq Study Group said the 300,000 Iraqi Security Forces that the State Department claims have been recruited since the 2002 invasion have “neither the training nor legal authority to conduct criminal investigations, nor the firepower to take on organized crime, insurgents, or militias.”

Iraqi cops cannot control crime and “routinely engage in sectarian violence, including the unnecessary detention, torture and execution of civilians,” the group said.

Burke said the combination of bad buildings, poor recruiting and abbreviated training has “frustrated our ability to build a professional police force that can offer Iraqis a sense of safety and hope.” Read More:

* Token Story from US newspaper to prevent claims of discrimination - mfi
So you think you know all about Iraq? Well, take our test ... | Backbench | Guardian Unlimited Politics:
So you think you know all about Iraq? Well, take our test ...
Armando Iannucci Sunday December 10, 2006 The Observer

Last week was the week that the war in Iraq was officially declared a complete disaster. In fact, the sheer wrongness of the Iraq venture has become so obvious that it has now attained the status of scientific fact. On a scale of one to 10, where 10 is the internationally recognised unit of Absolute Wrongness, then most computers have calculated that Iraq comes out at 46.8, which is pretty wrong (or PW, as it is commonly known).

Since there are now fewer people in existence who believe that Iraq was the right thing to do than believe in the existence of the yeti, I thought it would be fun to set a general knowledge quiz this week to test your knowledge of how objectively and verifiably wrong the whole Iraq idea was.

So here are a number of factual questions, with a number of multiple-choice answers. Enjoy yourselves and remember - for each question, there is at least one factually correct answer.

· Those MPs in the Labour party who, in the build-up to war, grumbled a bit about the importance of the UN but went on to vote for war on the basis of Tony Blair's evidence to the House of Commons are:

a) Mental plankton so incapable of doing anything of their own free will they probably have to eat 14 pounds of Viagra before they can even kiss their mum goodbye in the morning.

b) Gullible zeroes with less mental originality in their heads than the contents of a worm's thought-bubble.

· Newspaper columnists who, to this day, still bang on about what an amazing difference democracy has made to the lives of normal Iraqis are:

a) Incapable of processing any events in front of their faces. In fact, they're so detached from reality that they can't form any coherent assessment of anything involving people, places, sensory experiences, communicated signals or experiential phenomena of any kind. They're the journalistic equivalent of Helen Keller completely off her face on cider.

b) Reanimated zombies, being the souls of journalists from the time of the Boer War but inserted into the lifeless body of the likes of Melanie Phillips. She may look like Melanie Phillips, she may write like Melanie Phillips but, in fact, she's the ranting thought-pus of a brain-dead Victorian.

· American neocons are:

1) The neo-bastard offspring of a sex bout between a swarm of locusts and the unfrozen sperm of John Wayne.

2) The human equivalent of a bowel movement.

· People who were in favour of the war but are now in favour of a withdrawal are:

a) The sort of people who like vomiting in front of their pet dogs and then asking them to clear it up. And then posting them the bill for a new carpet.

b) About as reliable as a car made from cream.

· Lib Dem MPs who've spent the past four years bleating about how they never voted for war but who went quiet as soon as it started for fear of looking unpatriotic:

a) Deserve a special place in hell reserved for people guilty of halfhearted support. In this special sector of the underworld, Satan spends all eternity ripping out their fundaments with his teeth and then fashioning surgical supports for them made out of half their hearts.

b) Tits.

· British television's ranks of news and current-affairs journalists who failed in the build-up to the invasion of Iraq to broadcast how crap an idea it was are:

a) Still mostly in employment

b) Worse at their jobs than a claustrophobic lift attendant.

· Tony Blair is:

a) A spiritually broken manslaughterer, doomed to spend the rest of his living days haunted by the failings of his foreign policy and facing 30 years of people shouting 'lying failure' at him when he goes for a walk, which may sound a horrific fate but at least it's not as bad as having your arms ripped out by a cluster bomb.

b) That's it.



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